Two sessions into my day, things went south. I kicked the bike over
to head out for the next practice, nothing. 10 kicks later I was
working up a sweat in my leathers and helmet, starting to swear
profusely. The bastard wouldn't fire for anything. I enlisted the aid
of a gentleman to pushstart the beast I was beginning to hate, but to
no avail. Off came the helmet and gloves, and open went the tool box.
I tore into all the wiring and ignition components I could get my
trembling fingers on, from the kill switch to the pick-up coil and
brain box, ground wires and spark plugs, but I was pissing in the
wind. The patient is dead doctor, and so was my day.
I drove home like a maniac, stopping only briefly to declare to
customs that I had nothing to declare except my undying frustration. I
had less than 4 days to find out what was wrong with my ignition, fix
it or get a replacement, or my hopes for a championship bid would get
off to a terrible no points start. Long time readers of my exploits
will know this type of situation is par for the course in my life. If
it wasn't for bad luck......
Things went from bad to worse as Phil (my long suffering tuner) and
I troubleshot the silly machine into the late hours that Sunday night.
We did discover one thing in all that time, the bloody ignition was
deader than Lee Majors' acting career. A quick call Monday AM to the
people at Pro-Flo (manufacturers of my very expensive racing ignition)
yielded much sympathy, but no help whatsoever. They were no longer
making that ignition and no spares were available, tough crap buddy,
but thanks for your 500 bucks. A decision had to be made, and fast, as
half of Monday was already gone with the wind. Go back to points and
battery ignition, in a total loss set-up? Add all that weight to the
bike and have to worry about continually checking points gap and
battery charge? Or go down the darker road of the Suzuki Pointless
Electronic Ignition (PEI), with it's teeny pick-up coils and heavy
Kokusan rotor outboard on the left side of the crank? This option
would require a switch of the entire bottom end, as the T500 cranks
are not the same as the GT500. I had a GT bottom end that was running
good two seasons ago. I knew all the gears were there and the crank
was good, but what about the crank seals? If they were bad after
sitting a couple years I would be royally screwed. Hello Rock, my old
friend, greetings Mr. Hard Place, you both look well.
Unable to bring myself to add a battery to a racebike, I opted for
the PEI system, knowing full well this decision might lead to me
watching re-runs of CHIPs this weekend and lamenting what might have
been. To complicate matters, I had minor surgery on the middle finger
of my right hand that Monday (an extension was added so the officials
could see it as I went by the tower!), leaving me with one good hand
and one swollen, useless one. Not good for swapping out motors and
re-assembling them. I soldiered on, trying not to bleed on too much on
the bike. As the sun came up on Tuesday morning, I left the garage,
BOTH hands puffy and bleeding, but the engine was out of the bike and
apart, the GT bottom end cleaned and ready for the ported race barrels
so lovingly prepared by Eric at Sundial Moto Sports. I had just enough
time to close my eyes before the alarm clock told me it was time to go
to the day job. Oh hell.
Tuesday night in the shop had the GT bottom end mated to my top end
and mounted in the frame. And there was actually spark coming off the
pick-up coil! As long as the black ignition module proved to be good,
I would have spark. Whether the crank seals were good was anybody's
guess. Eric was over-nighting me a set of external coils, as I didn't
have any of the correct resistance to run with a self generating
system like the PEI. I still had to assemble the clutch and various
other components, but I couldn't see straight enough to put the discs
back in properly, so I decided some sleep was in order.
Wednesday was nearly a bust, my right hand so swollen that I
couldn't even think of turning a wrench, the doctors fearing
infection. I tied up as many of the loose ends as I could one-handed
and went to bed early. Tomorrow was make or break day. If I had the
energy or the right, I might have said a prayer.
Thursday dawned and my hand was feeling better, but the rain was
pouring down. I thought of the leaks in the trailer roof I hadn't had
time to fix because of all this ignition nonsense, shrugged my
shoulders and went to work. Four hours and several curse words later
the bike was done. I had spark, a fully assembled motor and clutch,
but would it run? First kick, nothing. Well I did empty the float
bowls of fuel. Second kick, nothing. Well, the motor had just been
torn apart and put back together. I paused for a moment to elevate my
throbbing hand and check to make sure both choke levers were engaged.
It had to go, it just had to. Third kick....the beast awoke, crackling
away merrily on the stand. There was some dampness in my eyes, but
that was just from the two-stroke fumes. I put my helmet on and took
it out into the pouring rain. Several illegal runs down the road had
me convinced the seals were good, and that I was going racing.
The Hard Way Pt.2
The trailer was loaded and off I went
into the pissing downpour. I got five miles down the road before I
realized I had forgotten my sleeping bag, blankets and pillows. Not
good for an excursion into the Great White North. The trailer was
re-loaded and off I went into the pissing downpour, for the second
time.
I breezed through customs and arrived
with daylight to spare (it wasn't raining at the track). Unloaded
the bike and tried to set up the canopy for the first time this
year. The blasted thing is a maze of numbered poles, velcro straps
and plastic feet. Of course I didn't bother to save the
directions. Not a pretty sight. The night was cold and damp, and
at some point it started raining. The wind picked up and I could
hear the canopy flapping about. The veteran racers tell stories
about the tornado that ripped through here several years ago,
toppling bikes, turning canopies into kites and flipping over at
least one camper trailer. I shudder with visions of it happening
again, roll over and try to sleep, something I haven't gotten much
of lately.
Late Friday morning the rain stops and
the track dries up enough to ride. I want to get as much out of the
paid practice as I can. The tech inspector makes a comment about my
bike being dirty, but I think the look I gave him said it all. The
temperature is still quite cool, leaning out the two-stroke's
jetting enough to make it run a bit crisper, but any advantage in
engine performance is negated by the lack of grip the cold track
provides for the tires. Even the hotshoes are tiptoeing around.
There are many new riders this year, which provides for some
interesting moments. It's very gratifying to slide up along the
outside of a modern 1000cc bike on my little half-liter vintage
wreck and pass it, even if the ego-bruised little bastard comes
howling by on the next straight. The only really hairy moment comes
when I try to reach for the brake and my bandaged finger can't get
over the lever. By the time I start breathing again and get my
eyeballs popped back into my head I've slid my way around the corner
and I'm already halfway to the next one. I make sure to get my
fingers on the lever early. The only other bitch is getting my
glove on and off, a genuinely excruciating experience. My practice
day ends a bit early when I find a leak in my gas tank. I epoxy it,
but it takes the rest of the day and night for the stuff to set, as
a result of the cold.
A relaxing evening, if somewhat chilly,
is spent with the other vintage racers. I haven't seen them all
winter, and I'd forgotten just how much I missed this great bunch of
people. I'd still come to the racetrack to compete, even if I
didn't have friends like these, but it increases the gratification
tenfold having them there. I don't think that kind of camaraderie
exists with the modern classes. Besides, the vintage guys are
treated like the red-headed stepchild of racing at these RACE events
anyways. Simply because we can't afford to, or choose not to ride
the most expensive, modern equipment. That only increases the bond
between vintage racers. Another factor that brings us closer is
that we all tend to stay at the track. When the pros head out to
their hotel rooms to watch cable, we sit by the campfire and tell
lies about how fast we are. All part of the experience.
Saturday dawns, cold, but sunnier. I am
awakened by the loudspeaker announcing 15 minutes to rider's
meeting. Oh well, I didn't want a shower this morning anyways. I
throw my jeans on, which are very cold, and bang my finger on the
way out the trailer door, leading to a long string of curse words, I
even invented a few new ones. What a lovely start to the day. I
purchase a hot chocolate, that I am inclined to dump into my jeans
to feel some warmth.
Morning practice goes well. My first
race of the day is Club Cup, where I will be running against 1000cc
four-cylinders and other more modern machinery. The only rules are:
Twin shock, air cooled. Anything else goes. I have been a
consistent top ten finisher in this class, and I'm hoping to better
that this weekend. The T500 works well on tight tracks like the
Nelson circuit at Shannonville. Unfortunately we only run this
configuration once a year, so I plan to make the most of it. I've
had to draft a friend to stand at the pit wall with my kickstart
lever. The transmission is hard to get into neutral, adjust it one
way and the clutch slips, go the other way and it creeps on the
line. Luckily, I manage to find neutral coming around the final
corner on the warm up lap, and paddle my way to grid position, in
the middle of the pack. There are over 20 bikes on the start line,
all of different vintage and performance levels. I grin inside my
helmet, it's gonna be a fun race.
The light is red, motors scream,
transmissions clunk into first gear. Light goes green and I dump
the clutch, expecting a great start, like always. What I get is a
front end gone suddenly light and a wheel pointing decidedly
skyward. Clutch back in and try again. Another monster wheelie,
but I'm so pissed I go with it, carrying the front until I bang
second, another brief wheel stand and I bang third and throw it into
turn one, a very high speed right hander. This season I avoid the
mistake that gets many riders (including me) off the start, which is
shutting off for the first turn before up to speed. I keep the
throttle pinned and bang fourth gear, passing two riders on the
outside. Turn two comes zooming up, down into third gear, keep the
revs up or it'll drop off the pipe, brake hard enough to slide the
front and force it into the corner. The bike pitches and slides a
bit on the greasy tar strips the racetrack sees fit to use to repair
cracks, but before I have time to crap myself I'm off to the next
turn. I'm running third in the amateur ranks at this point, with a
KZ750 twin ridden by a maniac, and a GS750 in front of me. Two laps
into the fray we get the red flag, which means I go back to the
middle of the pack and restart the whole thing, watching the
ambulance cart off another victim. This start is worse, I bog it
off the line and have to play catch up. I run around in fifth for
most of the race, swapping spots with somebody on an Aermacchi. He
slides around me in the corners and I outpower him down the
straights. We get caught up to John Crossley on the last lap, a big
man on a big bike (GS 1000S) and get by both of them. The next
short straight Crossley comes by like a friggin' rocket, brakes
early. I have a decision, stuff my way past him, risk taking both
of us out or sit tight and finish behind him. Before I have a
chance to decide the Aermacchi jams his way up the inside of me,
forcing me wide, with two corners left to go. Two voices start
screaming inside my brain, let him go, save it for the Supervintage
race, and the other one, get that bastard! Unable to find a middle
ground I stay right on his ass. I look to the outside in the final
corner, a 2nd gear right hander lined with haybales. I'm chattering
the front and sliding the rear. I gas it as early as I dare. I
crashed here last year, just missed breaking both legs on the wall,
so I know how little traction is available in that corner. Still,
I'm on the gas before the Aermacchi and coming by. I'm tucked in as
far as I can get, "under the paint", so to speak. It's a photo
finish with the Aermacchi getting me by the width of a tire. I end
up sixth, not bad.
I've got the pole for the Supervintage
Heavyweight race because of my standing in the points last year.
Long time readers of my exploits have heard me bemoan this class
before, sticking a 500cc bike against 750s and 900s. I'll whimper
less about it this time, because I knew the tightness of the track
would help to level the field a bit. Toivo Madrus and his "Yamando",
a 750 kitted XS650 in a Norton frame sits next to me and to my
surprise on his left is a 1982 GS750, a bike 10 years out of class!
Not to mention the fact that it's the same guy that centerpunched me
last season, dislocated my shoulder and wrecked my bike, then didn't
have the guts to apologize for knocking me down. He looks at me and
I give him the one-fingered salute and he quickly averts his gaze.
I don't have any time to protest his illegal bike in this class, so
I'll have to race him for now.
I get a better start this race and ride
as hard as I dare. The GS 750 and Toivo's Yamando are in front of
me. I spend the race following Toivo, but unwilling to make a brave
move on Saturday's heat race, I decide to save it for Sunday. The
GS750 is later disqualified after several others protest (I didn't
get there first), so my third place becomes a second. Not exactly
the way I want to move up in the standings, but I'll take it.
Sunday is another day, and I'll be pulling no punches.
Kris