Posted by JP on 3/14/2001, 8:14 pm
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Help,spring is around the corner(it was near 50F today)and I'm suffering from a progressive case of FOB. For those of you that don't know FOB is the OZ anachronym for 'Fat Old Bastard'. I was at the clinic yesterday to have my cold checked out and my ankle sprain from the last skiing excursion of two weeks back looked at. The real kicker was the scale still read 275#+! What are us FOBs to do? Our bikes are getting older and we are getting fatter! Is the nitrous bottle the only hope of maintaining any reasonable power to weight ratio? I've contemplated riding nude but that's already been done by some old Irishman I'm told. Maybe some exotic imported Ozzie tapeworm. I'm desperate send whatever you can. Yours wallowing in self-disgust,Guzzi John